Every Mom needs a place to dump, so leave your shit here, pick up someone else's, scrape it off and move on girl-friend!

My Blog Fog

DISCLAIMER: F@%ck Grammar and sentence structure. However, I will put in some effort.... It really shouldn't change the way you feel about me. If it does, stop being so effing judgemental. I'm a good person.


For the grammar snob in you, I sorwwy :) What can I say. I must have skipped that class. Can you imagine? I even got through university....


Can we start NOW?


I am a Mom and for the most part I am in a fog. Just movin' and govin' through each good and bad day. Come along for the ride, it could be fun....


Not that everyone is interested in what I have to share, but there may be a few of you that will enjoy a little giggle, snort and toot when you read or hear about what is going on in my little paradise of a life. Who knew that paradise included snot, crap, ear-piercing screams, barf, scabs and ear wax?


I would love to hear from you. Share your comments, thoughts, suggestions and stories. Possibly we could surmise a plan together to trick our bambino's in eating vegetables or come up with a way to convince our children that Mommy needs privacy in the bathroom.


Kris a.k.a. MAAAAM!


PS What is with the freekin spacing on this Blog site? I have wasted precious time attempting to fix it. I should have been playing hockey with the kid... We are all just going to have to deal with it unless someone has a suggestion on how to get rid of the gaps (and I am not referring to my personal life)