I am deeply in love with this guy’s-guy, my guy, he sings to my soul in every way possible. Please don’t tell him that, he will think it is dorky and give me the eye roll… However, I do have a whoe-whooo side about me.
My fella and I created an offspring! Cool little dude, if I do say so myself. He is the light of my life, the chocolate in my Haagen Dozs sundae and the pain in my butt. We love him more than nachos, seven layer dip and beer! The peach does not fall too far from the tree – He is definitely a product of our fun, silly, busy & active life.
In my former life, I rallied everyday to drag my butt to that place called a jay-oh-bee (job for those of you who didn't figure it out). Checked-in and checked-out. Yes sir, no sir, 3-bags full sir! Agh! I just wanted to break through the glass ceiling, how repressed can one person get? I decided that I was short enough as it was (5' eff-all) and I needed to reach for the stars! So I am now happily self-employed. Over the past 20 years I have been in and out of my own personal consulting and facilitation business. I am the owner, founder and creative brain behind “Organizational Solutions”. In every way possible, I can help you and your company to get your shit together or more politically correct, “Your poop in a group”! Should that be my tag-line? Probably won’t go over too well for some….
Mostly! I am a women, who is a Mom, a wife, a daughter, a sister, an in and out law, a niece, an aunty, a grand-daughter, a friend, an acquaintance, possibly even a foe, a consultant, a facilitator, a coach, a big goof and the person on the street who will always give you a look - that look depends on what you are doing, if you are picking your nose, I will give you a thumbs up. Mostly!
In case you need to know more about Me, The Mom, here are some random facts.
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| Don't be gross! It's chocolate & fondue sticks. |
I have wonderful friends who make my laugh muscles hurt! You know the ones, right at the back of your head,behind your ears. Some are Mom's to dogs, some are Mom's to their husbands, some are Mom's to the fruits of their labour and some are single and fancy free.
I have very eclectic taste in music. I listen to Ella Fitzgerald, Bees Knees, ACDC, David Grover, Dinah Washington, Sting, The Kinks, Serena Ryder, Adele, Rage Against the Machine and everything in between.
I knew Santa Claus was a fraud when he didn’t bring me the Stretch Arm Strong and Miss. Beazley dolls that I so desperately wanted.
I am not a big fan of watching hockey on TV. I know that makes me dead to some people. Tho the playoffs with The Canucks has captured my attention, maybe it’s the tasty beverages that go with it….
I like to rearrange my furniture every couple of weeks or so, just to mix things up or is it to procrastinate what really needs to be done?
I don’t GET leg warmers, long distance running, olives and Tiffany jewellery no matter how many people tell me these things are great/fashionable/yummy. I just don’t get it!
I wear white shoes after Labour day.
I keep my skinny clothes – just in case.
I am a dog-whisper.
My high school grad dress was lacy, pastel pink and had gianourmous should pads. Also, my hair was held to one side with white baby's breathe. Pretty in Pink! Oh Molly, how I loved you!
When I am uncomfortable in a situation, I overcompensate and act like an asshat!
When I am uncomfortable in a situation, I overcompensate and act like an asshat!
My most favourite smell in the world is of my son’s morning breath.
I am the most organized person that you will ever meet. I freak people out so I try to keep it under-wraps in my personal life.
My last meal would be 7-layer dip, a tuna cheese melt, mud pie from True Confections, and a glass of good red wine, oh and a beer.
I use to be a professional model in Europe, but I gave it up to pursue my love for collecting glass plates (I also make things up when I have nothing else to say)
Yup! That just about sums it up. Enough about me, let's talk about what I'm up to these days.
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